The Mayor

It was election time in Fredericton …. So the Mayor hits the street to do some pre-election stumping.

First place he goes is into one of the bars on King Street.

He sees a lady sipping on a beer. Giving her a big smile, he buys her another one.

She thanks him, and then asks “Why’d you buy me a beer?”

“I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.”

“You got it,” she said, grabbing the beer. “Anyone’s better than the jerk who’s in there now.”

Why don’t you ever see the headline
“Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city – George Burns.

My Workplace:
There are two kinds of people who work there …. People who like their jobs, and people who don’t work there anymore.

Bumper Sticker: If You Can Read This, I’ve lost my trailer.

What ‘Hair Colour’ do they put on the drivers licence of a completely bald man?

If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?